Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Man Parts "Part" 2

Evan again was questioning my need to sit while peeing.   We are supposed to sit to poop and stand to pee in my house.  I told him that girls sit to pee.  When I got off the potty he wanted to know where my penis was.  I told him that girls don't have penises, just boys.  He looked at me - very seriously - and said "Mommy you penis is coming in the mail next week."  AWESOME!!! 

Apparently, Evan feels strongly that I must also have a penis so he has taken it upon himself to order one for me and I should expect it in the mail any day now!!!  Maybe since yesterday was a holiday, it will be in today's mail.  One can only hope!