Evan again was questioning my need to sit while peeing. We are supposed to sit to poop and stand to pee in my house. I told him that girls sit to pee. When I got off the potty he wanted to know where my penis was. I told him that girls don't have penises, just boys. He looked at me - very seriously - and said "Mommy you penis is coming in the mail next week." AWESOME!!!
Apparently, Evan feels strongly that I must also have a penis so he has taken it upon himself to order one for me and I should expect it in the mail any day now!!! Maybe since yesterday was a holiday, it will be in today's mail. One can only hope!